what is this a spoiler for ??
Internet history won’t tell you anything, if parents really want to know what their kids are up to check their most recent emojis
I just wanna suck a dick right now. who’s around?
The Lord is and you need to have a talk with him
Male problems: When you wrap a towel around yourself, you don’t have breasts to keep it up
you can keep the towel up by thinking of breasts
World Population : 7,810,521,683
just in case somebody start feelin too important
the problem with reading a good book is that you want to finish the book but you don’t want to finish the book
So my older brother was in a book store and picked up a book about the difficulties faced by same sex parents in society today when a woman came up and bitched him out for being “too young to be reading a book about THAT sort of people.” He saw that she was carrying the third Hunger Games Book so he stared her dead in the eyes and hissed “Prim dies.” and walked away and I have never been prouder to have him as my sibling.